Peter Rabbit for Modern Times

[Setting: Anna and her friend, Kaylen, playing with stuffed animals]


Mother Bunny (Anna): No, darlings, you cannot go out into the woods.

Baby Bunnies (Kaylen): Pleeeeeze!

Mother Bunny: No, you might get lost or hurt.

Baby Bunnies: But Mother, we have GPS... and swords!



(Cause, you know, all you really need in life is GPS and a sword.)

Just Bein' Honest

Anna:  What is God's name?

Me: "God says His name is I AM WHO I AM."

(Anna pauses)

Anna: Will you please tell me that again when I am older?  I don't get it right now.

Me: I don't know that you will get it then either.

No, I Don't Think So

Anna: "Smell my fingers."