Thursday, November 29, 2012

Peter Rabbit for Modern Times

[Setting: Anna and her friend, Kaylen, playing with stuffed animals]


Mother Bunny (Anna): No, darlings, you cannot go out into the woods.

Baby Bunnies (Kaylen): Pleeeeeze!

Mother Bunny: No, you might get lost or hurt.

Baby Bunnies: But Mother, we have GPS... and swords!



(Cause, you know, all you really need in life is GPS and a sword.)


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